| Chad, your girlfriend scares me, / 'Cause she chases me around, / And she's burning the crosses down on holy ground. / Chad, your girlfriend hates me, / Planting reefer in my lawn, / and she blew up my buddy's car with a Trojan bomb. / Oh, something is wrong! / It doesn't take forty-six eyes to see, / That Lindsey McNally is stalking me, / I'm hoping to god she won't follow me home. / Home, Home, home. / Chad your girlfriend owes me, / 'Cause she robbed me years ago / And she's taunted me 14 weekends in a row. / Oh, now that you know! / It doesn't take forty-nine eyes to see / That Lindsey McNally is stalking me / I'm hoping to god she won't burn down my home. / Take me home, Take me home, Take me home! |
