Jared writes, "I was laying in bed when a spring snapped and stabbed me in the stomach. I thought "My Bed just tried to kill me!", then thought about how funny it would be to hear that as a song." / Jeremy suggested recently that I should do a song with a different tempo than usual, so I took this one and tried to stretch it out to be really slow. Should be good for a change of pace. -- Benj
My bed is trying to kill me. / Who knows how long it will be / Before my bed decides to eat me / So it can be happy and free. / I woke up this morning with a pain in my back / I didn't deserve this attack. / Why are you angry, was it something I said? / Was it something I said, my dear bed? / I woke up this morning with a spring in my side; / In bed I've got no place to hide. / I'll buy me some armor, wear it while I'm asleep, / Wear it while I'm asleep in my keep. / My bed is trying to kill me. / Who knows how long it will be / Before my bed succeeds in killing me / So it can be happy and free. / Early this morn, it threw my girl on the floor, / So she got up and ran out the door. / Baby, I'm sorry, gonna fold it in two, / Gonna fold it in two just for you.
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