Someone's knocking on the door.. / It's those damn Jaspers again! / They keep on coming back for more / 'Cause they want to be my friends. / Tell 'em to go away / Tell them to leave my house alone / convince the man that I'm not home. / Someone's honkin' at my car.. / It's those damn Jaspers again! / They seem to find me, near or far, / and their torture never ends. / Tell 'em to go away / Tell them to leave me here in peace / This fall I won't renew the lease! / What makes them want to torture me so very slow? / I don't know. I don't know. / Someone's bakin' apple pies... / It's those damn Jaspers again! / Can't bear to look 'em in the eyes / They're trying to find a new way in. / Tell 'em to go away / Tell them to leave my food alone / Convince the freaks that I'm not home. / Tell 'em to go away / Tell them to leave me here alone / Convince the freaks that I'm not home.
