If all else fails, poke 'em in the neck. / If all else fails, poke 'em in the neck. / If all else fails, poke 'em in the neck. / Poke 'em in the neck, my friend. / If news is slow, cause another wreck. / If money's low, bounce another check. / If all else fails, poke 'em in the neck. / Poke 'em in the neck, my friend. / If comets fall, catch 'em with a net. / If engines stall, buy another jet. / If all else fails, poke 'em in the neck. / Poke 'em in the neck, my friend. / --- / Hang them in the boat. / Hang them in the boat. / Hang them in the boat. / Hang them in the boat. / Say, say it often. /Wash the Normans off. / Go see a dolphin. / Orphans are bizarre. / Oh, see a tree. / Hang them in the boat. / Hang them in the boat. / Say, say it often. / Hang them in the boat. / Say, say it often. / Hang them in the boat. / Say, say it often. |